Hey, I just got my invitation from the National Association of “Scholars” to join their Golden Snitch project–they called it the Argus project, but I didn’t get what that means, ’cause I’m in English and that reference requires a course in Classics. Like most NAS invitees, I insist on coloring inside the lines.
My invite arrived by OWL post and invited me to inform on Dumbledore and Harry whenever they vary from the syllabus thoughtfully provided by the trustees and their pals over at 4-Profit Degrees, Inc (“our assessment instruments prove you get _exactly_ the same learning outcomes as at Swarthmore!”)
Every time I catch someone who thinks we should all have health care, I get a prize, working all the way up to a flying broomstick!
They took a poll at some Completely Reliable website in order to sniff out “those attracted by the concept of campus-watching” and had a response rate of almost Three Quarters of One Percent!!! Holy Flypaper, Batman, it’s a social movement.
You kids can join, too! Details below.
National Association of Scholars
1 Airport Place, Suite 7 • Princeton, NJ 08540-1532
phone: 609-683-7878 • fax: 609-683-0316
web: www.nas.org • email: email@example.com
July 29, 2008
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact: Stephen H. Balch, President
National Association of Scholars Launches Argus Project
PRINCETON, NJ—The National Association of Scholars has announced the opening of its “Argus project,” an initiative that calls for volunteers to help keep watch over American colleges and universities.
The project is named for the creature in Greek mythology whose body was covered with eyes. “Like Argus, who always had his eyes open, the NAS needs to have a steady, open-eyed watch on colleges around the country,” said Ashley Thorne, NAS director of communications. “To do that, we are asking volunteers to essentially be our eyes on different campuses. We hope to attract thoughtful, attentive people reporting on what they’ve witnessed to be our lookouts over academe.”
NAS created a survey by which to learn the educational background and opinion outlook of those attracted by the concept of campus-watching. On June 23 and July 1, NAS sent invitations to 240,000 Townhall.com readers to take the survey; over 1,800 completed the questionnaire.
Out of these has arisen a team of volunteers who will work with NAS. These faculty members and citizens each picked a college to watch and have begun to look into whether that college conducts politicized teaching, requires ideological adherence, or sustains slights to conservative students.
Among the topics of concern are mission statements that betray an ideological agenda and residence life programs that include political and diversity training.
NAS will be providing guidance as this team of campus-observers investigates. The Association hopes to bring national attention to particularly egregious cases it learns about, as well as to develop a body of data that illustrates prevailing tendencies in higher education. According to NAS Executive Director Peter Wood, “The Argus volunteers are key to our efforts to expand the movement for reforming higher education. This is a movement founded not just in opposition to political correctness and other academic fads, but also in hope of restoring the integrity of one of our nation’s most important institutions.”
To join the Argus project, volunteers should email firstname.lastname@example.org with the word “Argus” in the subject line. The email should also include the volunteer’s name and the name of the institution chosen to watch.
The National Association of Scholars is America’s foremost higher education reform group. Located in Princeton, NJ, it has forty-six state affiliates and more than four thousand professors, graduate students, administrators, and trustees as members.
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